verse one
what would you like to eat / would you like a treat
i know this place / it is chinese
you can sit down / it's the year of the ox
or carry it out / in a little white box
beef, chicken, egg rolls too
what ever you want / they will make it for you
(they will make it for you...)
hook
i think i want to show you
this chinese restuaraunt
they have the best damn scheswan beef
it is so freaking hot
whenever i go there
they are so nice to me
i wish i knew what they were saying
when they speak chinese
verse two
walk in the door / and take your seat
place your order / and start to eat
my fortune cookie / always says
p-fizzle really rocks / in bed
so much truth / was never spoken
and when i leave / i am heart broken
(i am heart broken...)
hook
