verse one
down on the border / where you can order / any prescription / that you may need / we met some chicos / and they were thinking / that they could beat-o / us in bowling /
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como tu pel tootay
verse two
so we took their bet / so that we could get / a big brown bag of / green jumping beans / the only catch was / that if we do loose / those chicos will get / our best hoopty
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verse three
as we were bowling / something was fishy / and they made off / with our red hot hoopty / but as you all know / that car moves so slow / we caught them before / they got to the street
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